If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? We use google?? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? ARE YOU SAYING THAT HE MIHT BE GLASS!? HES NOT AN EGG!? :0 If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from? *snaps* babys yo!- wait.....THEIR USING BABYS!? Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long? So when they ask you to read it and you have the fear, not even halfway done reading it, your scared to death >:3 Why do we have to call it “shipping,” even when it gets delivered by plane or truck? Hmm...because we cant call it airplaning? If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? BECAUSE IT DOES. Government takes the trees, takes their leafs, and process them into money! If someone owns a piece of land, how deep does their ownership go? Do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? Uuuh...yeno? Why is an electrical socket called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet? Yes. Now we must stick the fork in cuz i have never tried to do that! :D If it is friendly fire, why don’t they use blankets? Wha........but....then nothing will burn... Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? cuz they want you to not like the soup, but like the lemon flavor :) Why is it called “beauty sleep, when you wake up looking like a troll? Cuz your beauty is when your darn eyes are shut, then in the morning your a monster Why do you have to click Start before you can stop Windows 98? ......i dunno you got me there Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? Most shows including movies are 10 - 15 minutes longer since you have to watch the credits to see a special clip at the end. Why is it that the sun lightens our hair, but ends up darkening our skin? Cuz the sun loves our hair, but hates our skin How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated? Oooo! I think that was me once :0 Whats that even mean?? Is a funny words :3
One extra to hurt your brain…. [If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?] ITS A PARADOX- >:0 your right! Just how i wiggled this music
