If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg? If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, What is baby oil made from? Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long? Why do we have to call it “shipping,” even when it gets delivered by plane or truck? If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches? If someone owns a piece of land, how deep does their ownership go? Do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? Why is an electrical socket called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet? If it is friendly fire, why don’t they use blankets? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is it called “beauty sleep, when you wake up looking like a troll? Why do you have to click Start before you can stop Windows 98? Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? Why is it that the sun lightens our hair, but ends up darkening our skin? How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?
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