Reyna: Child! Don’t make me come up there and be a parent! Nico: FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING! ——— Jason: Uh-oh. Leo: Is that a good uh-oh, or a bad uh-oh? Piper: Is there ever a good uh-oh? ——— Percy: Tale as old as time Leo: Meme as old as vine Both, singing: beauty and the YEEEETT!! Hazel: Wha- Annabeth: Don't. Questioning it only encourages them. ——— Will: This is pushing your luck. Nico: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first. ——— Magnus: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave. Hearthstone (signing): Believe me, I've thought about it. ——— “If someone doesn’t travel from the future to tell me how bad an idea it is, then how bad could it be?” -Apollo ——— I think we’re at a point where we can stop villainizing the witch from Hansel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal. — Percy ——— Shout out to the clerk at the store who looked at the cookbook I was buying, looked at the book on poison I was also buying, paused, and asked if I had big weekend plans. -Percy ——— Nico: I’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Nico: [bites into their goggles/glasses] Nico: This isn’t a bagel. ——— I could get killed… or worse, Annabeth might give me a lecture on responsibility again. -Percy ——— Leo: Remember kids! Be yourself, stay healthy, commit arson, steal from the government, and eat the rich- Annabeth: Okay, that’s enough. ——— Wll: Nico! Time to get out of bed, the sun is up! Nico: So? It's not like I need to photosynthesize or anything. ——— Leo: Well, I can't go to a bad movie by myself! Leo: What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers? ——— I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals. -Artemis ——— One time I ate about one hundred and fifty jalapeños in under two minutes. Everyone at the emergency room was so impressed. -Percy ——— Piper: Feeling better? Leo: The yelling's on the inside instead of the outside now. ——— The 7 (besides Leo): Were you killed?? Leo: Sadly, yes... Leo: ...BUT I LIVED! ——— Zoë: Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd! Thalia, Percy, Grover, and Bianca: You say “you people” like you’re not a part of the family. Well, I’ve got news for you, Zoë. You’re already on the Christmas card. ——— Leo: Tall people: if we are walking together, please take into consideration my small legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my small legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS. Piper: Just get a pair of roller skates and hold onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day. ——— Have you ever looked at an authority figure and thought, ‘Wow, I respect a well-grilled hot dog more than I respect you.’ -Percy (about some of the Gods) ——— Nico: I guess it's a new year. Will: Yeah, so? Nico: I dunno... I guess I forgot to do something awesome to ring in the new year. Will: Well, what did you do on New Year's Eve? Nico: Slept for three days straight. Will: ...Nico- Nico: I just woke up. ——— The gang on a Tea Cup Ride: Annabeth, Hazel, Frank: *spinning calmly, enjoying their ride in peace* Piper, Percy, Leo, and Jason: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming* ——— You know what family means to me? Resentment. Guilt. Anger. Easter egg hunts that turn into knife fights. -Meg
PJO, HOO, MCGA, TOA I edited the tea cup ride one because i wanted to include all of the 7
