Hullo Ppls of Slatch! DISCLAIMER: I am not a Donald Trump supporter but not a hater so YASS. Disclaimer #2: Yes, you are responsible for raging at me and/or hurting/threatening me for not giving you toast. Fine, you really want it? Here you go: http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/07/11/6360385595433028911822447543_toast.jpg Don't ask for cheese. I spent a couple of hours searching for just the right piece of toast. NO KIDDING. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- STORYLINE: Donald Trump is trying to build a wall between the American and Mexican border! They started construction while he was still in the construction site. Now you have to survive as long as possible until rescue comes! (nobody really cares, so it'll never come lolz :P) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DIRECTIONZ: Use the arrow keys to move around. Once a stone block hits the ground, it is safe to jump on. Don't get hit by the bottom of the blocks! I'm actually kinda bad at this game... XD --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Changelog: 3/19/16: Initial release ???:Added a thumbnail ???:Made it so that when you sink into the ground you come back up 8/20/16:Added splash text 8/24/16:Fixed glitch where the splash text didn't go away 9/7/16:Removed the feature where the Play button had a ghost effect when you hovered your mouse over it (Pro tip: click the play button multiple times and it keeps bouncing up and up and up... :D) 10/15/16: Changed the way you die :3 10/18/16: Now with a brief disclaimer before the world explodes. 11/28/16: Added a secret MLG ending. Every second, there is a 1/10000 chance of a sniper coming out of nowhere and 360 noscoping Trump. All who got the MLG ending got a free follow. 11/29/16: Removed the MLG ending due to the fact that anyone who presses "see inside" can see the MLG ending and can post the secret code to get a free follow. 12/23/16: Added a new splash text, "Need a loan?" 1/21/19: Updated for 3.0 bugfixes
