Hullo Ppls of Slatch! DISCLAIMER: I am not a Donald Trump supporter but not a hater so YASS. Disclaimer #2: Yes, you are responsible for raging at me and/or hurting/threatening me for not giving you toast. Fine, you really want it? Here you go: http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/07/11/6360385595433028911822447543_toast.jpg Don't ask for cheese. I spent a couple of hours searching for just the right piece of toast. NO KIDDING. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- STORYLINE: Donald Trump is trying to build a wall between the American and Mexican border! They started construction while he was still in the construction site. Now you have to survive as long as possible until rescue comes! (nobody really cares, so it'll never come lolz :P) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DIRECTIONZ: Use the arrow keys to move around. Once a stone block hits the ground, it is safe to jump on. Don't get hit by the bottom of the blocks! I'm actually kinda bad at this game... XD --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Changelog: 3/19/16: Initial release ???:Added a thumbnail ???:Made it so that when you sink into the ground you come back up 8/20/16:Added splash text 8/24/16:Fixed glitch where the splash text didn't go away 9/7/16:Removed the feature where the Play button had a ghost effect when you hovered your mouse over it (Pro tip: click the play button multiple times and it keeps bouncing up and up and up... :D) 10/15/16: Changed the way you die :3 10/18/16: Now with a brief disclaimer before the world explodes. 11/28/16: Added a secret MLG ending. Every second, there is a 1/10000 chance of a sniper coming out of nowhere and 360 noscoping Trump. All who got the MLG ending got a free follow. 11/29/16: Removed the MLG ending due to the fact that anyone who presses "see inside" can see the MLG ending and can post the secret code to get a free follow. 12/23/16: Added a new splash text, "Need a loan?" 1/21/19: Updated for 3.0 bugfixes
All by me except for the platformer script, which goes to @CANSLP. Credit to Donald Trump, I guess...? And credit to Minecraft and Mojang for the idea of the splash text. Be sure to love, favorite and follow for more new and awesome projects! Comment your score! HIGHSCORE BY @Rich0cool AS OF 7/01/17 WARNING: JUMPSCARE-ish AT THE END I WARNED YOU HALL OF FAME (popular peeps who loved/faved this project, please don't be offended if I don't add you) 9/17/16: Loved by @WO997 9/17/16: Loved+faved by @alia5 9/17/16: Loved+faved by @SwiftDrift 9/17/16: Loved+faved by @coke11 woah 9/17/16 is an epic day :D 9/19/19: Loved by @fusionfire (1000th love!!!!! :D :D :D) 9/19/16: Loved+faved by @Tildo 9/22/16: Loved+faved by @KrypticProductions 10/11/16: Faved by @EPICAWESOME21 (1000th fave!!! :D :D :D) 10/12/16: Loved+faved by @D_i_a_v_l_o :D :D :D 1/10/17: 58 MESSAGES??? WHAT QUOTES "i die and BOOM LOL XD" -@miningsuperstar "By time traveling through the door of nuke and then jumping into the garage of butterflys and then-well it is to complicated to explain" - @Griffin-Wing "All Donald Trump says is WALL WALL WALL WALL WALL" - @Jojoinpurple's sister "Where's my free toast?" -@acduckii_rises "*throws toast, but then shy guy the toast fairy magically takes the toast*" -@GC123456 "THAT TOAST IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO MARRY IT" -@rainforest101 "Trump stole my toast" -@MAKEWORLD "Aww.. he is SO PUNY AND SMALL MAHAHAHAHA" -@ozankrra "when you want to be in quotes ;-;" -@Wasnotcool "If I had a dime for every stupid word Trump said, '...I would have a small loan of a million dollars...'" -@xXShadowSniperXx "i have an idea of what you should add to the quotes --- me!" -@awesome_guy6856 "five minutes of playing this was the best thing that happened to mehhhh" -@Katniss11120
