D20 result: 1 (I'm not trolling you I swear. On Bill's burritos) GTRP (Gemati Terminal Removal Program), responds horribly to this. Transmission start: "You have the AUDACITY, to dig through OUR soil uninvited, launch nuclear weapons on OUR surface, and ask us to let you get some fossil samples?" "Why you are worse than the Terminal and their minions..." "Also, if you are their enemy, how did you get so deep through their territory unnoticed?" "They routinely launch missile strikes to keep us at bay, those cowards can't bear to fight us, and you think that you could get through while being their enemy?" "We know you are a dirty liar, you are probably friends with them, as they would never let someone else pass through their territory, especially this far, and they've been on top of border securing since the time of their creation." "You are to leave our atmosphere and to never return, no planetary invasion can quell us!" {TRANSMISSION END}
