I guess Toei learned their lesson for argument episodes after Healin' Good. That or maybe I've gotten used to that nonsense. Episode 5: -It's not Melee. -Still with the Toei intro. -I don't know, maybe it's hard to walk in the morning because it's cold? -Oh boy, those frozen animals are coming back to life. -Man, I'm really gonna have to deal with Iroha's dad for at least 40+ episodes. -Yeah, isn't the point of walking your dog is to WALK your dog? Like, let them walk? -I thought you had a bed? Why aren't you sleeping with Komugi in your room then? I'm sure you can make some sort of bed on the ground or something. -Nice five minute flashbacking. -Catchphrase count: 8 -Catchphrase count: 9 -Oh boy, please don't tell me that the ice age is happening. -Nah, that penguin seems to be having fun, let him be. -Also, I don't think you're going to instantly freeze to death if you touch the water. -You just realized that it's slippery. I guess that's anime physics. -Man, if only you guys had attacks, then you could have a lightning attack and strike the water with lightning to weaken the Garugaru. -Catchphrase count: 10 -And that's how bridging works in Hypixel bedwars. -Girl, you're not going to die. Don't make this scene of you falling in the water so dramatic. I can assure you that you'll have AT LEAST a few minutes to get out of the water. -Good job Toei. It took FIVE WHOLE EPISODES for you to give them an attack. And it's not even an "attack" attack. At least I'm starting to understand why, but still, you're not gonna tame the final boss like that. -Catchphrase count: 11 Episode 6: -It's not Melee. -Still with the Toei intro. -So that's how trees grow according to Minecraft logic. -Girl, it's only the first minute of the episode, calm down. -Yeah, I think the title is the most basic it can be. -The timing. -So let me get this straight, you named your dog Choco even though dogs can't have chocolate? Really? -You're spending another episode preparing a gift? -I don't know, I think you two are already friends? -Oh so NOW you let Komugi sleep on your bed. -How do you jump from step to step on those stairs like that? -Ok, I get that leash has emotional value or whatever, but I highly doubt it would cost more than $5. I'm sure you could get another that's better quality (also considering that it's at least a few years old, it would've been worn down by now) -That pout though. 100% meme worthy. Actually, you know what? I think I might find a use for a meme. -Oh wow, you actually temporarily stop arguing? THAT'S what Healin' Good failed to do (at least if I remember correctly, since it was like 4 years ago). That deserves a sin removed. -You had at least 10 seconds to move, why are you not running? -Why are you still scared after standing far away from the lion? -Ah yes, let the Garugaru escape. I'm sure there won't be a few casualties in the morning. -I thought you two fought, why did you let Komugi sleep on your bed? -Ah yes, the classic rain on a sad scene. Episode 7: -It's not Melee. -Still with the Toei intro. -Yeah, with all those hits on the head, I'm sure you would be knocked unconscious by now. -The insane crying though. -Another BAAAD moment. -So you don't have your own phone? Or are you not allowed to have it in your room? -It really took THREE WHOLE EPISODES for one present. I bet you'll return home by episode 11 or something. -Oh boy, we've reached peak masochism. -Wow, the fact that Komugi doesn't know how slang works is honestly kinda sad. -How did you survive that fall off the cliff? -Also, I'm pretty sure I've scene this in a movie somewhere... -Why are you acting like she's gonna die? How dramatic can you be? -Catchphrase count: 12 -Good job Toei. It took you SEVEN WHOLE EPISODES for a REAL attack and not just a "boost" attack. That's a first for you. -That lion seems self aware. How do you know that you went on a rampage?
TOTAL SIN COUNT (Ep 5): 20 TOTAL SIN COUNT (Ep 6): 17 TOTAL SIN COUNT (Ep 7): 15 Sentence: Three episode long gift trip Conclusion: Honestly, I think that all this worrying that I had about this anime before it released was all for nothing. I think this anime knows what it's doing, so I'm kinda hoping for it to be as good as, if not better than Hirogaru Sky.
