Chapter 2: Work Life (/._.)/ "THAT'S IT!!!, that may pay enough to get a decent apartment, for now, lets live in Bo's basement" (_) "Why meeeeeeeeeeee" (/._.)/ "cause you and B are the only ones with a house" (_) "Fiiiiinnnnnnneeeee, but we need to set some rules" (.) "Also we have two other roommates, there names are squishy and mark" [._.] "Hi" {._.} "Hey y'all" (._.) "Hello", (/._.)/ "hi" *ben checks phone* (/o_o)/ "OMG I GOT THE JOB!!!" (o_o) "THAT'S AMAZING, what days do you have work?" (/._.)/ "8am to 7pm Monday - Friday" (/._.)/ "but it doesn't pay enough to get us an apartment" {._.} "That's fine, stay here for now :D" |._.|"SURPRISE!!!" (°_°) "JEEZ WHERE DID YOU COME FROM" |._.| "the closet. I'm larry." (._.) "That's quite the introduction" |._.| "I woke up and-" (._.) " Wait, you sleep in a closet????" |._.| "ofc!!! It's the best spot to sleep!" {._.} "He sleeps there every night" (.) "We get used to it" (._.) "By the way are you and Bo brothers??" (.) "Yea, are parents are Glip and Glop" [._.] "anyways its late, we should get some sleep" (/._.)/ (._.) (.) (_) {._.} |._.| "Yea" *next morning* (/._.)/ “i have a job interview today, so i have to go” {._.} “see ya” *leaves house* ” (/._.)/ "Ima go be the Grimace" *at mcdonalds* (/._.)/ "I'm here for to be the grimace" (•-•) "Aren't you that criminal" (/._.)/ "NO". (/._.)/ "so can i go in'' (•-•) "hmmmm... sure ig, but first you need to answer my question" (/._.)/ "what is it???" (•-•) " if you're flying through the desert, and your boat gets a flat tire, what should you have in your pockets???' (/._.)/ "uhhhh, Blue because ice cream doesn't have any bones." (•-•) "aight, your costume is in the back" (°-*) HeLLO i aM yOUr NoT cRAzy bOsS, rOnalD McDonald" (/._.)/ "I'd like to be the grimace" (°-*) "YOUR HIRED" (/._.)/ "Jeez this thing is so purple..." *ringtone* (/._.)/ "Heyellow?" {._.} "How's it going" (/._.)/ "Good! I got the job B)" {._.} "NOICE" (/._.)/ "ok, i have to get back to work" {._.} "BYEE :D" *hangs up* (°-*) "wHAt aRE YoU DoiNG, tHereS wOrk TO bE dONE!!!!!" (/._.)/ "sorry" *puts on costume* (°-*) It's Boarkishy's birthday, and he wants to party HARD" ()._.() "PARTAAAAAAAY" (/._.)/ Ummm, I'm like the grimace or smth" 0._.0 "COME ON AND DANCE!!!!' (/._.)/ "umm *does a little dance*, happy???" 0._.0 "NOT FUN ENOUGH!!!" ()._.()" If you don't dance better I'm gonna not pay ):<" (/o_o)/ *does a really super mega ultra plasma dance* ()._.() "Noice I likey (:" (°-*) "good job, we will see her next week" (/o_o)/ "WAIT WHAT?!?!? DO I HAVE TO DO MY REALLY SUPER MEGA ULTRA PLASMA DANCE AGAIN????" (°-*) "yea, most people quit because of boarkshy, but she does pay a lot of money." (/._.)/ "how much???" (°-*) "about $500" (/o_o)/ "500??? How much do I get?" (°-*) "about $250 i'd say" *gives money* (/._.)/ "aigt imana go home now" *leaves* (._.) "Did you get any monies" (/._.)/ "Yeah I got 250 dollars " (._.) "Oh cool, I think this job is gonna work (/._.)/ "Yeah, although I have to do some CoOrAzY dAnCes" (._.) "What kind of CoOrAzY dAnCeS?" (/._.)/ "I had to do a super mega ultra plasma dance" (._.) "What's that?" (/._.)/ "sighhh" *does a super mega ultra plasma dance* (o_o) "wha-" (o_0) "hELlO, iM tImmY" (O_O) "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM" (o_0) "mY dAD iS YoUr bOsS" (/._.)/ "you mean my boss?" (o_0) "yEa" (o_0) "Ima go now" (._.) "Ok..." (.) "What was that about" (_) "Idk but it was interesting" {._.} "Um... guys? Who's that in the window?" (#_#) "there they are, the escaped from the gryufonty prison" (%_%) bring them back to me, ALL OF THEM" (#_#) "Group 4, GET THEM" (3-3) ($w$) (OwO) ;-; "YES SIR!!"
Credit to @Aviva_ and @Kyler1M for some of the characters Credit to @SingleToe for helping me wright
