1. What OC are we talking about here? a: Saffron Neil Spirit. (Yes, his middle name is Neil. No, I'm not sorry.) 2. They find themselves in a restaurant that serves only scrambled eggs. How do they react? a: “Hey wait, I asked for kale chips. You’re all plotting against me!” *hurls plate at server* 3. What shampoo do they use? a: uuuuhhhh 4. How would they react if their crush died? a: He’s too busy for relationships. 5. A lie they believed as a child? a: If you play with the Touch-Tone Telephone you’ll contact the Deity of the Supernatural 6. What's their opinion on mouthwash? a: peppermint water 7. What would they be like if they had no trauma? a: He doesn’t have trauma, but if he wasn’t so obsessive over his theories than he’d be stable and less paranoid. 8. They're at a crime scene. Why? a: Either a literal god or an inane neuroscientist framed him and his friends. (THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN AND NO YOU DON’T GET CONTEXT) 9. What's their zodiac? a: Technically a Sagittarius. However when it comes to traits of that sign, he’s not very good at drawing good attention. 10. What would they do if they met their idol? a: “Would you like to hear my numerous theories and explanations for unexplained phenomena and creatures of the supernatural?” 11. What would happen if you and them knew each other? a: CAUSE IM THE RIGHT ONE ON MY TOUCH-TONE-TOUCH-TONE TELEPHONE (we would probably prank call people wit this or do Lemon Demon karaoke.) 12. What size is their nose? a: Average. 13. What would happen on their first day in a new school? a: “Are you interested in hearing about this unexplained mystery? No? TOO LATE THE INFODUMP BEGINS-“ 14. You can get any character in their universe (Oc or Cannon) to fall in love with them. Who would it be? a: If that happened he’d be way too flustered. Saffron doesn’t like relationships. 15. They just got asked to a dance, but it wasn't the person they wanted to ask them. What do they say? a: “NON-SPECIFIC EXCUSE-“ *runs away in fear* 16. What's their craziest conspiracy theory? a: all of them. The character were talking about here is a Conspiracy theorist. 17. Everyone is suddenly being super nice to them. What do they think is going on? a: “And I’ll take a Vow of Silence!”/ref 18. What's their IQ? a: 98. 19. Would they ever interrupt a wedding? Why? a: Yes, if they believed someone close to them was engaged to a malevolent supernatural creature. Like basically his best friend was No-Eyed Girl’s partner or his sister was engaged to Soft Fuzzy Man 20. Something they can't do to save their life? a: Admit they’re not the right one. 21. The way they would most likely break a bone? a: GRAVITYS CALLING IVE GOT SOME FALLING TO DOOOOOOOOOO 22. What would they do with a chubby penguin plushy if they got one as a gift? a: *proceeds to cuddle* 23. What's their favourite sweet? a: Donuts and funnel cake. 24. Giant project due in 2 weeks, how long do they put it off? What grade will they get? a: Does it straightaway, gets B- because they put a decent amount of effort into it but went off topic a little bit 25. Last interesting thing they googled a: “How to free child from arcade machine” 26. Their favorite youtuber? a: Neil Cicierega or someone who creates conspiracy podcasts 27. How good are they at spelling? a: Very good. 28. They just got their driver's license. Should we be worried? a: No, but he has a poor attention span. 29. Something they like that everybody else hates. a: Conspiracy theories. 30. What is their favorite number? a: 27 or 2. Yes this is a reference to something. 31. Tom Holland a: No 32. Their phone's at 5%. What do they do? a: Touch-Tone Telephones can't run out of batteries! 33. They just accidentally hit someone. What do they do? a: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT 34. Do they remember their dreams? a: yes, because he’s been dragged into the aether for most of them. 35. Do they play any sports? a: Nope, he hates sports. 36. What's their trigger word? a: “You’re wrong.” 37. In a group project, who are they? a: “Waitwaitwait what if we did this instead?” He’s the person that’s always throwing out suggestions but they’re never appreciated. 38. What's the latest they can stay up? a: 3:00 39. If they were a scratcher, what would their username be? a. Probably TheRightOne. 40. How would they end up hospitalized? Because he had some falling to do.
