Take 'em!
The laptop no one in this entire world asked for! 15KB space, mouseless mouse, 144p screen, completely empty (so that means no standard programs) when formatted, useless trackpad, no USB or headphone ports, no chargers, limited battery of 2 hours, and at a low price of $999.999.999.999! THE FUTURE FOR MANKIND! Yeah, you're not going to survive the 5-second warranty. Credit to all.
