DATE: 3/14/24 LOCATION: Fort Heinz RESULT: Ongoing TRANSCRIPT: The Hog Republic has officially broken through the second line of defense around Fort Heinz, and their encirclement, despite all of our attempts, has been completed. The Doofanian government has tried to coerce the remaining soldiers to allow the military to launch a counteroffensive, however these requests have all been declined. Airlifts to safety have resulted in Hog AA taking down any helicopters that try to reach the fortress. All Fort Heinz personnel are to be considered lost.