WELCOME TO THE SHOW, ON TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE WE WILL BE SINGING A LOVELY LITTLE DITTY I WROTE MYSELF!! OH, AND OF COURSE WE HAVE A GUEST START TONIGHT!! MEET THE YOUNG SHERIFF YEHAW!!!!1!! NOW MY GUEST, LET US SING UNTIL OUR LUNGS ARE DESTROYED!!!1 AFTER ALL, LIVES ARE ON THE LINE!!!!
