A Little Theorizing - Stupendium: Lyrics Boot up your computer Stick a disc in your console's drive Whatever platform you're choosing It's time to switch on your mind Could be Super Mario, shooters, FNAF Or those evenings down in the mines But if you look past all those shiny graphics You'll be surprised what you'll find Inside these worlds we love Behind our TV screens There's so much to discover When you peek between The tiny gaps in the story Science, math, and the lore We've got all that to explore Plus there's some decent memes How hard does a headshot blow? How fast does a hedgehog go? Frogger might not last in biology class But have you tried to dissect a toad? How creepers get to explode? The secrets buried in code You'll never guess what happened to the guests That were left in that restaurant though In every level you beat And each boss battle defeat With each achievement Your view becomes a bit more complete And with each twist that unfolds And every mystery you solve We find a new way to see This ball on which we revolve These games have secrets inside And as a team we can find them You've a blank page and a clear horizon So why not do a little theorizing? I think it's time we did a little theorizing It's a whole lot of research And the clues keep piling up But, you're not a Scott games teaser You're already bright enough So sit back and grab a Diet Coke Or a can full of human souls And ask if you might, survive the jump Chucking nuggets into the hole Build a city in the sky and you might vomit from the motion So you think to try it on the bottom of the ocean Get the physics right or glass will probably be broken Then it's still more likely than the FNAF box ever opening Carrion flesh, marionettes Keeping companions fed How old Ash Ketchum gets And we all know Sans is Ness! Never thought of Markiplier getting freaky With a Pokémon made by combining other species Volcanic pressure washing coughing, dogs inside the TV The horror that is Monika and finding she could see me The secrets of the bottle flip The Ender Dragon obelisks Just why is Zipper's body zipped? A million other theories You may gain a wealth of knowledge But you aren't as rich as Luigi In every level you beat And each boss battle defeat With each achievement Your view becomes a bit more complete And with each twist that unfolds And every mystery you solve We find a new way to see This ball on which we revolve These games have secrets inside And as a team we can find them You've a blank page and a clear horizon So why not do a little theorizing? I think it's time we did a little theorizing We're not contained, to video games There's loads to explore Will you or the food expire first, locked in the grocery store? When navigating a labyrinth, how will you locate the door? Five pro strats for surviving traps If you were chosen in Saw The cannibalism practiced on the Axiom starship The dragonfly mechanics of some animatic cars Impractical dynamics of a family of sharks Or the best hamburger tactics when you're stacking the parts If everyone together does a clap and a half We add the decibels we measure then map that on a graph You'd see that we don't need professors here for cracking the answers It's clever, but never forget we're having a laugh And we'll do a lot of learning on the way The gears are always churning so just turn another page Whoever said that "Work should be impervious to play" Never learned to peek behind the curtain of the games A curious community is spinning the globe You could join us too but it's a slippery slope I'm addicted, so I think I'll pick the theories we wrote Then I'll wrap 'em with a bow and give it to the pope In every level you beat And each boss battle defeat With each achievement Your view becomes a bit more complete And with each twist that unfolds And every mystery you solve We find a new way to see This ball on which we revolve These games have secrets inside And as a team we can find them You've a blank page and a clear horizon So why not do a little theorizing? I think it's time we did a little theorizing (Just a little theory) Theorizing (that's just a theory, a game theory) Theorizing (that's just a theory, a game theory) Theorizing (that's just a theory, a game theory!) But that's just a theory I think it's time we did a little theorizing
