Date: 3/9/24 Subject: Lethal encounter Transcript: Our forces have reached the highly populated city of Ferbia, where we started our usual senseless shenanigans. However, during the assault, a non-Doofanian detachment was spotted in the city, where a squad engaged them immediately. The squad was wiped out just as quick, leaving one survivor. As of further investigation, the detachment was determined to be of Gregorian nationality. The city attack has been halted until further notice as to make way for negotiations to prevent a new global conflict.
