Times I have been hit in the face with [item]

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Soccer ball/more common football (whatever): over 3 American football: 1 Dodgeball-ish thing: more than 4 Mop/broom: 2 Stick: 1 End of toy flag: 1 Soup: 2 My brother's hand: over 7 Pencil: 4-6 Drumstick (the percussion one): 3 (on purpose) Table: 2 Actual drum: 5 (on purpose) The truth about sugar coming from plants: 1 Computer: 3 (on purpose) Suction cup on a plushie: 3-4 Gigantic plushie: 2 Another PvZ2 plant needing money: more than 10 My brother's foot: more than 2 Book: more than 2 (most from falling asleep) Milk: 2