Welcome to Dorktown! It's a strange place, but it's home. Who are the residents of Dorktown, you may ask? Why, the Dorkians! Where is dorktown? Why, on a remote continent that could be anywhere! (Their airline services are a bit imprecise.) A lot of weird things happen here, like the constant raining of slime balls called Splorts in the summer, so the Dork news team is here to make sure you're informed about the situation! They may be incompetent, but they get the job done!
thanks to @WhiteMiner1 for the original project!