1. What OC are we talking about here? a: Simon (older) 2. They find themselves in a restaurant that serves only scrambled eggs. How do they react? a: "What, why are there so many- Forget it, I'll just get some." 3. What shampoo do they use? a: "What's that?" 4. How would they react if their crush died? a: "Damn, that's crazy." (they'd cry) 5. A lie they believed as a child? a: Clown noses were their real noses 6. What's their opinion on mouthwash? a: "It's mouthwash.." 7. What would they be like if they had no trauma? a: "I'd probably be a good citizen, have a girlfriend and a job." 8. They're at a crime scene. Why? a: "I just so happened to have a molotov." 9. What's their zodiac? a: "What's that? A cat species?" 10. What would they do if they met their idol? a: "Possibly say hi and try not to die" 11. What would happen if you and them knew each other? a: "... Hi" 12. What size is their nose? a: "Wth is a nose." 13. What would happen on their first day in a new school? a: "I'd burn it accidently. Either that or kill all the teachers.. O-On accident!" 14. You can get any character in their universe (Oc or Cannon) to fall in love with them. Who would it be? a: Idk 15. They just got asked to a dance, but it wasn't the person they wanted to ask them. What do they say? a: "I'd rather burn this whole thing down." 16. What's their craziest conspiracy theory? a: "Molotov's only cause damage because they're angry they got thrown." 17. Everyone is suddenly being super nice to them. What do they think is going on? a: "I'm gonna die tonight," 18. What's their IQ? a: "Around 114. Probably somewhere closer to 98 or so, though." 19. Would they ever interrupt a wedding? Why? a: "QUICK! GET OUT, EVERYTHING HERE IS FLAMNIABLE!! N-Not that I know that or anything.." 20. Something they can't do to save their life? a: "I can't hold a bottle without making it a molotov or breaking it." 21. The way they would most likely break a bone? a: "Jumping into an ice pool." 22. What would they do with a chubby penguin plushy if they got one as a gift? a: Hug it then accidently burn it.. Somehow.. Then steal another one and hide it." 23. What's their favourite sweet? a: "Stale and flavourless." 24. Giant project due in 2 weeks, how long do they put it off? What grade will they get? a: "Probably the whole time, somehow get a D." 25. Last interesting thing they googled a: "Why am I stupid?" 26. Their favorite youtuber? a: "Don't have any. I instead use Netflix or Neon." 27. How good are they at spelling? a: "Nart gud." 28. They just got their driver's license. Should we be worried? a: "Yes, be scared. I will run over your entire bloodline and more." 29. Something they like that everybody else hates. a: "Stale candy. And doing jumping jacks." 30. What is their favorite number? a: "I used to always skip my number's in 12's, it got me pretty smart. So I'd say 12." 31. Tom Holland a: "The worst Spoodyer Maen." 32. Their phone's at 5%. What do they do? a: Throw it off a cliff because he hates mobile devices with a passion. 33. They just accidentally hit someone. What do they do? a: "Run them over more, I don't care, you live once. I could say the for the guy I ran over." 34. Do they remember their dreams? a: "Nah, I stopped dreaming years ago." 35. Do they play any sports? a: "Does molotov throwing count..?" 36. What's their trigger word? a: "My sister's name, can't say it or else I'll cry and prob have a minor heart attack-" 37. In a group project, who are they? a: "Simon." (the stupid one that can't do anything) 38. What's the latest they can stay up? a: "I'm an adult, I can stay up for as long as I want!" 39. If they were a scratcher, what would their username be? a. "Simolotov93" (Simon and molotov and 1993, found out why urself.)
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