Hey-hey-haters! Ah, don't we just adore them!...Here are some comebacks for the common stuff coming out of these lovely peoples' mouths! "I'm gonna hunt you." or "It's hunting season, boys." -Do it, coward. or Try me; No one's yet succeeded. or My identity does not change my biology so no good sir,you can not legally hunt me, that is still manslaughter or I'm a human, so you'll go to jail for that! "Imma call animal control." -They'll think you're pretty dumb for calling them about a human, but go ahead. "Furry!!" -Thank you! "You're not an animal, you're human." -Yes I know. I need no reminders, thanks. "God made you a human." -I'm not Christian. (for non-believers) Wow, really?? That's CRAZY, bro. (for believers or just in general) *me just thinking of the Hazbin Hotel meme with Adam yelling at Lute about how obvious the shield is* "EW!" -Got a problem with something? Or did you look at yourself in the mirror? "Bark! Bark!" -Step 1. Give them a leash. Step 2. Throw them dog treats. Step 3. Tell them you'll take them to the kennel for being a bad boy / girl/ person, -Well at least I'm not the one barking. -Who's the furry now? "*sideye*" -*opposing sideye* "CRINGE" -Says you. or Proud cringe, that's me! If the hater has bad grammar, correct them about it! They'll be hecking confused. Although they may call you a know-it-all, so say, "At least I'm not a jerk." I guess. Looking back at some of these makes me cringe...! I'll make more later on. Suggestions are welcome and may be used below ! Let me know if you want me to credit you or not, and if you don't say yes or no I'll just credit you. Suggestions accepted and added: - For furries who aren't so sure about being open to it...“Are you a furry?” Response: “Am I?” by @-Artist97- (P.S. I use that comeback almost every day, thank you!)
If you repost this to spread the ideas and keep all my comebacks, give credit to me, please! This thumbnail was made from an AI art generator. Do not steal my ideas or you'll be reported for plagiarism. This doesn't apply to using the comments against antis, though! The whole point is to use them for haters and annoying peers. The annoying peers after your comeback: ಠ_ಠ or 0-0 or <'3 or x-x or (¬_¬") (¬、¬) or ;-; or ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ) or ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ or *insert good faces to use here and I may actually add them*