((Totally not ripping off the cliffs of insanity whaattt)) Jekyll: We need to open this locked door. Marion, give me your credit card. Marion: Here. Jekyll, pocketing it: Thanks. Hyde, break down the door. Oak: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet. Marion: Nat 20 Charisma. Oak: That is NOT how that works- Violet: If you water water, it grows. Danny: ...What. Hyde: They've got a point. Hyde: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Jekyll: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! Hyde: Mean. *The Squad's cooking skills* Danny: *master chef* Violet: *knows a few recipes* Marion: *can follow instructions on a box* Lake: *made toast once* Jekyll: *banned from the kitchen* Violet: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli. Lake, eyes wide: I know what I saw. Danny: You can’t have a g^n on stage! Violet: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a g^n, and I must have a g^n, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s G^n: have a g^n. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play. Lake, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need— Violet: A family. Oak: A better love life. Jekyll: Mental stability. Danny: *clueless* Bagels? Marion: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery. Oak: Where are you going? Hyde: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way. Jekyll: I'm bored, any suggestions? Violet: Sleeping is nice. Jekyll: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it. Oak: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing. Hyde: So am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, b- Rachel: I made tea. Hyde: I don't want tea. Rachel: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Hyde: Then why did you tell me? Rachel: It's a conversation starter. Hyde: It's a horrible conversation starter. Rachel: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. Jekyll: Marion! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover. Marion: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem. Lake, to Marion: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand— Jekyll: What are you planning to do? Hyde: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?! Acula: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. Violet: Actually, Acula, after all these years, I just sort of go with it. Jekyll: You know what I learned from my friendship with Violet? Hyde: There’s no such thing as too mean? Marion: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them? Violet: Always hold a grudge? Violet: Why were you up yesterday until 3am? Jekyll: How did you know I was up until 3am? Danny: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes. Danny: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Marion: Literally or figuratively? Danny: …. Danny: I have to specify?
