Starting at $9999999 Game description: Oh no! The wonderful world of Flavortown has been taken over by the evil (not turtle) villain, Browser! Take control of Jario and get 1 of 8 different endings! Do not play Super Jario if you have had a history of: -Coughing -Saying the word "digest" -Breathing Side effects of playing Super Jario may include: -Seeing duendes whenever you eat a hamburger -Taylor Swift turning into a gecko and performing her concerts at a Petco -Getting the motivation to try to get Bethesda do a crossover with the Garfield show We are not responsible for any of the previously mentioned side effects occurring
Introducing the NOT MUSHROOM, ITS A HAT INSTEAD to heal Jario after falling 1.4 miles! Also, wha- ok sure, the wubbox's here for no reason! In other, WAY less confusing news, we find how the goombuddyfriendpalnots get their mech suits on and where.
