Starting at $9999999 Game description: Oh no! The wonderful world of Flavortown has been taken over by the evil (not turtle) villain, Browser! Take control of Jario and get 1 of 8 different endings! Do not play Super Jario if you have had a history of: -Coughing -Saying the word "digest" -Breathing Side effects of playing Super Jario may include: -Seeing duendes whenever you eat a hamburger -Taylor Swift turning into a gecko and performing her concerts at a Petco -Getting the motivation to try to get Bethesda do a crossover with the Garfield show We are not responsible for any of the previously mentioned side effects occurring
After (TEMPORARILY) defeating Captain Defeatjariowithbirds, Jario goes to the moon with a space elevator! But it breaks down so back to level ground we go! On the way, dodge random stuff that has no relation to the plot and is just kinda there to be an obstacle!
