HI. ITS BEEN A WHILE. Anyhoozers here ya go: 1. " hello this is st. Oliver's orphanage, u make em-we take em. How can i help u today?" 2. "Bobs pizza hut, how may i take ur order?" 3. "Billy Bobs Road Kill Cafe, U smear em we sear em! What will u be ordering today?" 4. start crying 5. Just randomly talking about stuff without a care in the world 6. "Hello Maam/sir. I am honered to tell you u have been picked for the reaping! Happy Hunger games! and let the odds ever be in ur favor!" 7. play that one FBI OPEN UP sound on full blast stay tuned for more :)