Welcome to Brandtown! It's a strange place, but it's home. Who are the residents of Brandtown, you may ask? Why, the Brandens! Where is Brandtown? Why, on a remote continent that could be anywhere! (Their airline services are a bit imprecise.) A lot of weird things happen here, like the constant raining of slime balls called Acid in the summer, so the Wimpy news team is here to make sure you're informed about the situation! They may be incompetent, but they get the job done!
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