Starting at $9999999 Game description: Oh no! The wonderful world of Flavortown has been taken over by the evil (not turtle) villain, Browser! Take control of Jario and get 1 of 8 different endings! Do not play Super Jario if you have had a history of: -Coughing -Saying the word "digest" -Breathing Side effects of playing Super Jario may include: -Seeing duendes whenever you eat a hamburger -Taylor Swift turning into a gecko and performing her concerts at a Petco -Getting the motivation to try to get Bethesda do a crossover with the Garfield show We are not responsible for any of the previously mentioned side effects occurring
Prepare for the most annoying enemy in the whole game, airstabirds! Also watch out for the upcoming boss, Captain Defeatjariowithbirds
