i need to take this down, people think it's actually good. the fact that this, something that took me 15 seconds, has almost as many views as Expeditions, a project that took me months, upsets me. --- The first track from my 4th album "I'm So Cool", coming out April 26th, 2024. For this album, I felt like I needed to find a new, refined sound. My typical style was getting old and worn out, and it was about time that I made some major changes to my creative process. I took a single glance at the Scratch community and found the answer I've been looking for all along: BeepBox. It's a widely popular music tool among the users of this site, and I can see why. Making songs with it is a total breeze, with tracks getting finished in only a matter of seconds. As such, "I'm So Cool" will feature an unprecedented 297 songs, beating out famed poet Mac DeMarco's recent musical endeavor. Each one will be bursting with the facilitated quality that BeepBox brings to the table, bringing a refreshingly polished vibe to my extensive discography. I feel like this is the perfect step in the right direction for my music. Everyone seems to love BeepBox here, so hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right? Now I'll be able to pump out as much music as I want without the creative hassle of trying to manage LMMS. Gone are the days of spending hours upon hours on one song just to get a few views, and today we welcome in the new era of DatCat, the era of putting in minimal effort. Because, judging by how things work around here, it'll have the exact same payoff. I hope you're all excited for this album, because I certainly am. Time to watch the popularity roll in! (If you got this far, I imagine you already figured out that this is an April Fool's joke. Real music is still coming soon.) (I also thought of making a fake BFFFW 12, but I felt like that would be way too mean.)
