dog of wisdom UPDATE 1: gulp UPDATE 2: gulp is no more UPDATE 3: changed lyrics to transcript
transcript: [bread] Hi. It's me. I'm the dog. My name is the dog. Everyone likes me. I'm cute. I think I will bark at nothing now. -----[after clicking the knife]------ (Bark intensifies) [bread of wisdom (BoW) appears] Who's that. Coming up over the horizon on my sky. Who dares? [BoW] It's me. The dog of wisdom. I dispense wisdom from my mighty wisdom tooth. [bread] Hi. What is your wisdom? [BoW] Here is my wisdom: If your ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours. [bread] That's a good wisdom. [BoW] Thanks. I also know a few knock knock jokes. Knock knock. [bread] Who's there? [BoW] Ball. [bread] Ball who? [BoW] BallIEVE it or not I'm walking on air [bread] I never thought I could feel so free-hee-hee! [end]
