Original: (Booting up... exposition) Uzi: We are worker drones. Autonomous robot built to help humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JCJenson in spaaaaace. Sure, we were mistreated in the name of windex, but it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything... mostely because, they handled that just fine all by them selves. We finally had a future. Unfortinaltly, our parent company didn't exactly love the idea of runaway AI... But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a pile of corpses!? Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors! Thats why my project is this sick as hell railgund! Classmate: So not the vibe! Uzi: Relax bozos, it dosen't work, yet! who said it doesn't work!? Mabye it does! (Uzi laughs maniacly) Teacher: Uzi, Uzi: hu? Teacher: The homework was a word problem about buying water melons. Besides, emotinal repression is only worth two points on the rubric. And is it supposed to be that color? (railgun glows red and explodes) Translation: (begins... voiceover) Uzi: We're using drones. An autonomous robot created by Jesse Jensen, our parent company of Interstellar, to help humanity mine exoplanets in spaceaaaace. Sure, we were tortured in the name of Vindex, but it wasn't like we got up and killed everyone or anything...especially since they took care of everything themselves. We finally have a future. Unfortunately, our parent company A.I. ? Hiding under the snow behind three stupid doors! So something is wrong with my project! Teacher: There is no wind! Uzi: Rest, God, it's not working yet! Who says no! ? Horse racing is ready! (Uzi laughs uncontrollably) Teacher: Uzi, Uzi: Yeah? Teacher: Homework is buying watermelon. Additionally, emotional stress is often only worth two points. Does it have to be a color? (The rail gun lights up red and explodes)
