Jekyll: You were st@bbed. Do you remember anything? Violet: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital. Jekyll: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. Violet: But I heard a siren. Oak: That was Hyde. Hyde: Sorry, I got nervous. Oak: Good night. Jekyll: Sleep tight. Hyde: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself. Violet: Great, now Jekyll's crying. Jekyll: What are the hardest things to say? Oak: I was wrong. Violet: I need help. Hyde: Worcestershire sauce. Violet: Why are you two always out during rainstorms? Oak: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain. Hyde: Jekyll bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but he’s WRONG. Jekyll: Hey, Hyde, how are you doing? Hyde: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school. Jekyll: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good! Hyde: Yup! Jekyll: I lost my phone and my cat d!3d. Hyde: Hey, not bad compared to last week. Jekyll: I know right! Violet: Are they okay? Oak: I don’t think they are. Oak: Everyone synchronise your watches. Hyde: I don't know how to do that. Violet: I don't wear a watch. Jekyll: Time is a construct. Violet: How late were you up last night? Jekyll & Hyde, in tandem: Me? Violet: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time. Violet, to Oak: You.
*Violet is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room* Violet, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?! Hyde, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand! Violet: And Jekyll didn’t stop you?! Hyde, pointing at a sleeping Jekyll: He’s been asleep for the past three hours. Oak, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys- Oak, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?! Violet, pointing at Hyde: He threw the remote onto the TV stand. Oak: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday! Jekyll, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out? Jekyll, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! HYDE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO! Hyde: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it! Jekyll and Violet, in unison: But you broke the- Hyde: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room* Hyde: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Violet: My life is a little too much boy and not enough fall. Jekyll: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Oak: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons. Violet: Hyde, keep an eye on Jekyll today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Hyde: Sure, I'd love to see Jekyll getting punched. Violet: Try again. Hyde, sighing: I will try to stop Jekyll from getting punched. Violet: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Jekyll: Eyy, homie! Hyde: But then there's cootie... Oak: Die. Jekyll: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Hyde: Put spaghetti in it. Jekyll: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Oak: Put spaghetti in it. Jekyll: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Violet: Put spaghetti in it. Jekyll: I am no longer taking suggestions. Jekyll: It’s the gift that keeps giving! Violet: It’s the flower that keeps blooming! Oak: It’s the boat that keeps sailing! Hyde: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing! Violet: Time for the pep talk. Hyde: *sighing* Jekyll. Jekyll: We’re gonna blow stuff up out there, but don’t die. Violet: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational. *The gang when they drop food on the floor* Oak: Aw man. *Throws it away* Violet: Oh well. Hyde: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor* Jekyll: *Sobs on the floor* Oak: You have friends and I envy that. Violet: You're welcome to share my friends. Oak: *looks at Hyde and Jekyll* Oak: I don't want those. Oak, (in a room with Violet, Hyde, and Jekyll): It’s calm in here. Jekyll: It scares me…
