Jekyll: note to self: don’t use chloroform anymore- Jekyll: Health? Worthless. Violet: What about emotions? Jekyll: Who needs emotions when you can have FINANCIAL STABILITY. Jekyll: *shouty* Do you know how much it costs me to transform?! Hyde: Dude, chill. You said it didn’t hurt that much. Jekyll: NO! THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT- All those glass flasks, all those experiments- Violet: Why can’t you just do it somewhere else? Jekyll & Hyde: *stares at Violet* Hyde: Oh god, he texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Violet. He’s mad at you. Violet: No, it's Jekyll. He’s just being grammatically correct! *meanwhile* Jekyll: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. Oak: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Jekyll: I stand by my choice. Hyde: You guys worried about Jekyll? Oak: Totally! Violet: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Hyde: And what'd you say? Violet: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Oak: Hyde: He’s lucky to have you as a friend. Hyde: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire? Violet: Microwave for 40 minutes. Jekyll: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?! Violet: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots… Oak: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?! Violet: Microwave for 40 minutes. *In a horror movie situation* Oak: I've got no service in my phone here. Hyde: Shoot, my battery just died. Violet: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer. Jekyll: Guys, my phone is a book. Hyde and Jekyll: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other* Violet: Oak, exasperatedly: We have a guest. Hyde: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Oak: *crouches down* Jekyll: *kneels down* Violet: *sits on the floor* Hyde: Hyde: I hate all of you. Hyde: Where the devil is Jekyll? Violet: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe he melted? Oak: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat? Jekyll: Violet, I want Oak gone ASAP! Violet: If you say so… wait, shouldn’t we get someone to help us? Jekyll: The only person that could help us is Hyde and I don’t really trust them… *Looks over to Hyde* Hyde: If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap* If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap* Hyde: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Violet: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Jekyll: A realist sees a freight train. Oak: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks. Violet, pointing at Hyde: Are they a Freak (derogatory)? Violet, pointing at Jekyll: Or a Freak (affectionate)? Oak: Why not both? Violet, to Oak: You’re so right, Freak (double-edged sword)! Hyde, Oak & Jekyll: *screaming* Violet: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Jekyll?! Hyde: Wait, why are you asking Jekyll that when Oak and I are also here? Violet: Because Jekyll wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Oak: You know you can die from that, right? Hyde: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point. Jekyll: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up. Violet: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding* Oak: I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now. Violet: Uh, Jekyll and Hyde are not getting along. Oak: They’re not trying to kill each other. Violet: You may have a point. Oak: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out. Hyde: F---ing Violet and Jekyll were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting. Hyde: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Violet: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Oak: Wasps? Jekyll: Terriers? Hyde: Jekyll. Oak: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems. Violet: Clear skin? Drink water. Hyde: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them. Hyde: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Violet: That's deep. Oak: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Violet: That's deeper. Jekyll: ...You guys are idiots. Hyde: Violet is taking credit for Jekyll’s work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what she sounds like? Oak: You? Hyde: No, I meant... You know Jekyll. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they’re also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Violet is taking advantage of his weakness! You know what that’s called? Oak: A Hyde? Hyde: ...Yeah, but I’m the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?! Hyde: D!e. Jekyll: Please don't d!e! Hyde: D!E! Jekyll: PLEASE DON'T D!E! Oak, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Violet, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Hyde wants Jekyll to accept it as their kid. *The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword* Violet: Rude. Oak: That's fair. Jekyll: Not again. Hyde: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it? Violet: I just watched Oak jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, they weren't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Hyde was screaming for help, which caused Jekyll to run in to help Oak. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes. Hyde: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Oak: Strong. Jekyll: Weak. Violet: An idiot, is what you are.
