- "HEY THERE {{old sport}}! ITS ME!! UNCLE SPUD! THE MOST {{profitable}} FARMER IN TOWN!" -"WUZZAT? YER NEVER HEARD O' ME? YOU MUST BE NEW TO THIS {{fun farm}}!! SO ILL CUT TO THE CHASE.." -"I USED TO BE FAMOUS, RICH!! {{POWERFUL.}} AND ALL O' THAT WAS TAKEN FROM ME WHEN I WAS {{cursed.}} NOW IM NOTHIN' BUT AN OL' SCARECROW, SO PLEASE {{travellers.}} CAN YER HELP A LIL OL FARMER OUT ERE?"
Music: -spamario and BLJ gone wrong -the winterers covers of you've got mail and metamorphosis
