so basically i was just chillin in the park range when this cow man came up and splattered his laser beams all over my favorite cheese wheel. I was understandably mad so i knocked him upside the head and he revealed he was actually Goku in disguise. Soon an intense battle commenced in which Goku had to activated Super Sayian 3 gazillion in order to defeat me. I was now dead and got sent to the airport because that's actually where you go when you die what. I boarded the plane going to the big apple, but little did I know it was actually just a sizable apple. I ate it and got transported to the evil dimension where evil things reside. Just then, I spotted my good friend Mark Zuckerberg, who promptly transformed into his true form (giant lizard man). I said "no bueno" and absolutely destroyed him and his fellow lizard men from mars. The people of the evil dimension then became very happy and it became the cool dimension where cool people reside. The king of cool invited me to his banquet so I went and ate exactly 1 hotpocket, and then I left because the princess kept trying to make a move on me. Then a big thingy just appeared and smacked me face. "Cheese Man, you have to find the One Piece" it said. So I found the One Piece and decided I deserved a relaxing vacation, so I walked to Antarctica for a relaxing vacation. It was cold so I took off my jacket and blew up an undersea base. The government of Antarctica didn't like me very much so I had to infiltrate the giant tank which was their HQ. When I got to the control center, it turned out the president of Antarctica was actually Santa Claus. I couldn't fight him since it would deprive so many children of Christmas cheer. I struck a deal with Santa and he gave me a ticket for a tour of the universe so I would leave. Once I got on the tour bus we started traveling 2pendecadillion% the speed of light and arrived at a cool looking galaxy. I took it all in and then we went to a black hole and everyone (including me) got sucked up and spaghettified. Eventually I woke up in a big grassy field with a pink sky and bubble clouds. The tall one saw me and told me I had to save them from the lord of all no-good. So I had a perilous journey through the cliffs of steepness and the rivers of wateriness. Eventually I made it to the fortress of no-good which was in fact a tower made of electrified bones. I climbed to the top with rubber gloves, and there waiting for me was the Lord of All No-Good. This one is gonna surprise you. He turned around and revealed his true identity, which was really an evil clone of me!!!! To be continued HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Basically, I just typed the next thing that came to my head so you guys can see how clinically insane I am. Like and Subscribe for part two
