Warning, this is pretty much just Romeo and Juliet if it were written by an angsty teen who's obsessed with mental illness and death Alright. So, picture this. Just two cats and their themesong is Partners in Crime by Set it Off. Yeah. Stereotypical evil cats in love. But the ending is different Instead of getting fired at and killed, the male one slips and almost falls off a cliff, but the female one grabs him by the paw. He begs for her to hold on, but she lets go for reasons I have no clue what they are. Sooooo after that she's all emo and stays in her house. But when she finally decides to touch grass... The door will not open! No doors will open, no windows can be broken, etc. The ghost of her ex boyfriend locked her in. Talk about red flags. So she decided to run up to the attic of her house because there's like, an emergency escape thing, anddd the door gets shut and locked behind her. Also half the floorboards are crooked, some literally just fell off. And the emergency thing was barricaded + unreachable because a lot of the floor is missing. The ghost did this too. So she starts crying. The ghost floats above her saying like, "This is what the fate you have condemned me to is like" Yeah something like that But I guess she says something like "Don't care + didn't ask" and breaks a hole in the wall then escapes. The ghost follows her out and he is still very very angry. I'm tired of calling her by pronouns, I'm giving her a temporary name. Let's call this unfortunate cat Deborah for now. So she runs all the way into the wilderness and finds a group of cats (Woww warrior cat's) and is like PLS HELP MY EX'S GHOST IS CHASING ME AND TRIED TO LOCK ME IN MY OWN HOUSE and hteyre like Ok lol we will kill him again They couldn't kill him and he was mad so he killed the president as revenge. Deborah is like OHN O THIS IS ALL MY FAULT and runs away AGAIN to the even deeper and wilder wilderness where she meets a lone cat named Agatha (Not moss-shadow's agatha I swear). And angry ghost follows... guess what he does to poor Agatha. Kill her? Nope that's boring. He does his spooky ghost stuff and makes her enter a psychotic episode. Deborah, once again, says O H NO THHIS IS MY FAULT AGAIN!!!!!!!!! And YET AGAIN, RUNS AWAY. She goes to like. the heart of the forest where no one will find her, so the ghost can't kill anyone. But this is not a lovecraftian horror novel. This is just a pretty sad story. So someone finds Deborah. This new cat is the mother of Agatha, lets call her uhhh Barbara. She's even more lonesome than Agatha, who at least talked to seven other cats before she went all bonkers. Also Barbara is a professional witch so she knows how to make the ghost leave poor Deborah alone. She tries to get rid of the ghost on her own, but he's like Nah I stay here lol. Then he becomes strong enough to enter the physical plane. Deborah is like Ugh, I have Enough of ur ghost stuff!!!! Dont hurt Barbara!!!! And literally has a fight to the death with the ghost. She ends up killing him, but just before he becomes a ghost again, he gives her a fatal blow. Barbara just has to watch all this unfold. Poor Barbara. Soooo Deborah goes to heaven and is happy, meanwhile her ex boyfriend is stuck in the ghost world and is a really weak ghost, so he can't interact with the living world or speak. The end yay. gosh why my brain make everything so sad I love barbara
