q. Hello there! a. Hey *wink* q. What's your name? a. Hanin, but feel free to call me up. q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. All night long for one of my killer heists q. What do you want to do with your life? a. steal things! space ships, money, hearts, all kinds of stuff! But really? not as a joke? well, I'd like to share the truth about our world, and fix its flaws. q. Do you have any secrets? a. I have many. q. Milk or Cereal first? a. the bowl first, obviously. q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. *Blushes* *nervous laughter* uhhm... I... Uhh... I get space sick! Nothing else! no crushes whatsoever! q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. there hasn't been a moment since the day I was born that I wasn't annoying. q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. Hanin Jr., Sally, Bob, Jade, James, Juline, Hunter, and Caci- ACK NO I DIDN'T SAY THAT q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. Flirt with the police if their a girl, tease them if they're a boy. q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. wack things. what else? q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. the Pirates prison food. I'm gagging at the memory of it. q. What's your sense of humor like? a. very good. I make alot of puns, pick up lines, oneliners, sarcastic comments, jokes, all kinds of hilarious things. q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. make everyone love you so they promote you to the role of violent dictator q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. I hate silence. q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. their math homework. q. What haunts your nightmares? a. this gigantic centipede wearing red boots and shouting "come play in the mud with me!" meanwhile I'm wearing my nice slippers and trying not to get them dirty. *shivers* its awful. q. Cats or dogs? a. DOGGOS q. Favorite insult to use? a. I love insulting peoples names. q. Croissants or bagels? a. *french accent* Croissants ho ho HO q. Favorite weapon? a. my sharp wit *wink* q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. Caci- I mean Hanin. *Blush* q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. A charming charismatic hero. q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. No one is as handsome as I am *runs hands through hair like a model* My hotness. q. Do you have any bad habits? a. Saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. Boring. I am NOT boring. q. Do you have any nicknames? a. "Hey you!" "That boy" "Most wanted" "Uhg" q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. pretend to be an old woman who can't work a phone. q. How do you want to die? a. of old age q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. I'm the BEST! I act like a bad theif but I'm actually good. q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. most of them would call me bad. a select few would call me both. but those who know my true intentions know I'm good. q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. Flirt with the aliens. q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. "Well that's one way to get a belly button piercing." q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. Flirt *wink* but in all seriousness flight. I'm a master escape artist, its the method that works best! q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. dog. q. Favorite number? a. 42 q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. I can keep important secrets, I'm bad at keeping crushes hiden. q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. something rational or serious. q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. handsome q. Favorite aesthetic? a. idk q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. goth q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. why in the world would I know that? q. Invisibility armor, night vision goggles, or an infinite skeleton key? a. who would want to hide this beautiful face, night vision goggles are boreing, defo the skeleton key. q. Star [...]? (fill in the blank) a. struck
q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. marrage *blush* q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. get on my hands and knees and become a chair. q. What made you answer these questions? a. the author. shes annoying. q. What does your dream house look like? a. one word- POOL. q. Centaurs, unicorns, or dragons? a. Dragons. they're hot like me *wink* q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. leather. its very comfy. q. How many pets do you have? (if answer exceeds 0, answer what kind of animal they are too.) a. I have one dog. q. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? (look them up if you don't know- but if you want a good mbti test it's best to look for one with cognitive functions instead of the 16 personalities test bc they just letter-type okokI'llshutupnow-) a. uhm, no idea what any of THAT is but I'll look it up one sec- I couldn't get the test to work, so IDK. q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. we don't talk about my family. IDK if Caci counts as a friend... and most other people want to kill me. so... not really. q. Favorite type of gemstone? a. your eyes. *more winking* q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. I actually love singing. most people don't know this, but I used to be a talented musician before I turned to rebelious theivery. q. Have you enjoyed this so far? yeah. Its been fun! q. Biggest regret? a. WHOAH NUH UH NOT HAPPINING AINT NO WAY NO BODY LEARNING THAT. q. What's your favorite color combination? a. blue and white. q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. CARBS q. Favorite music genre? a. Pop. specifically love songs. I do enjoy country music though. q. What's something that absolutely shreds your lettuce even though it's not even important? a. when people call me ninny. I HATE that nick name. q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a. Knowing the truth about the government, my mother, and Caci. *more blushing.* q. What is your greatest achievement? a. STEALING ALL OF JONAS'S GOLD AND GIVING IT TO THE POOR, AND ESCAPEING IN A FIREY BLAZE OF GLORY!!! It's a great story. I'll tell you later. q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. Nothing. I am perfect *hairflip.* No no just kidding. I would make myself braver. I wish I could face my fears more confidently and more often. q. Least favorite color combo? a. green and yellow and black and pink. q. How many murders have you committed? a. Gak! None! thats awful! q. Do you like to make self-deprecating jokes? a. Yeah all the time. q. Pies or cakes? a. I <3 Cake q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. Sweet <3 q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. nu i doo nort q. Do you kick babies a. WHAT? NO!!! WHY??? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT- q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. catch ya in a while crocodile! now, where am I? and how do I get home? Want to read more about Hanin? check out my story: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/876637826 #art #storys #Hanin #Bounty #Caci
