Plot: Mikey, the Accursed. "This unit used to be a very affluential hero and vigilante by the name of M[REDACTED], but was apparently cursed accidentally by...some sort of cute warlock rat or something like that, causing him to melt down into a sentient mass of mana and tentacles. He tried to contact his brother, L[REDACTED, but L didn't recognize his brother.....and sliced off two of his 8 tentacles before Mikey ran off in fear and terror. Dissuaded, he found his old metal skull (one of the few fragments of his old body) to hide his mutated face and ran off into the wilds, never to be seen again...until we found him, of course." - T.
Have some creepy ambiance while you read this. You'll get a cookie if you recognize the original voice sample.