READ ALL FIRST Welcome to @BKFighter's Intergug-Trans Ceiling Fan Simulator! You've seen them in the commercials, but now, you can own one! <small>Please note neither @Super-Doggy, @BKFighter, or Intergug-Trans are responsible for loss of limb, life, or property, nor loss of respect for fans.</small> Manual: Page 1: "Keep your Intergug-Trans ceiling fan operating at a low speed to minimize chance of damage. It has three factors to determine speed, Boredom, Loneliness, and Happiness." Page 2: "Keep your I-T ceiling fan content by letting it blow around a piece of paper. Use P to retrieve this paper. You can also drag it around." Page 3: "Keep I-T fan from being lonely by keeping your mouse nearby at all times." Page 4: "Everyone in a while, you I-T fan will require you to keep it happy, with a nice massage. Accomplish this by holding the mouse button down on it." Page 5: "Your Ceiling fan will give you a warning when it is unsatisfied."
