(This is a lyric demo for @JediYoshi. I used my normal voice and I also kinda rushed it, so the quality is obviously terrible. When @JediYoshi sings this it will likely sound much better, I just wrote the lyrics and then sang them kinda how I think they should sound.) Lyrics: [Spoken] Ah, Kris. I suppose I knew you would never amount to much. Well, if you’re so dead-set on proving your inferiority…allow me to assist you! Come on, fight me You won’t smite me I’m not a simple nerd! Try to face me, Can’t outrace me, I am an A+ bird! Our truce is done! This will be fun! I’m fighting for the Queen! You’ve got no brains Now feel the pain My IQ reigns supreme! I fight for glory and the Queen And also for dear Noelle I won’t let you keep her from me You and your friends I will dispel! This bluebird finally takes flight You’ve got no IQ to prove My halberd brings your death tonight I’ll do what’s called a pro gamer move! [Spoken] You’re still going?! Heh heh… I’ll show you bumper cars is a game of INTELLECT! And may the smarts…NOT be with you! Heh heh heh! This bird’s got smarts Plus this cool kart Aren’t I just the best? Here on the track You will get whacked You cannot pass this test! Face my combos And tornadoes You’re gonna feel the pain! For Queen, I’ll win You’ll fall like pins Don’t call me a birdbrain! Queen will soon make a perfect world But there’s no place in it for you Now my power has been unfurled You can’t hope to beat my IQ! Fame and fortune call out to me I’ll have a statue of gold You can’t stop this bird prodigy If you try then you will get trolled!
Toby fox for Deltarune and @JediYoshi for asking me to do this.
