Heres some lyrics from a song called jort storm made by a youtuber named slimecicle: This just in, we’re receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm Its name? Jorts What it appears is if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns All across the globe It’s the warmer season so I can’t wear jeans I really like the denim but not the length of the seam My mom dresses cas and my dad likes preen I’m not like either of them I got the recessive gene Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight jort storm it’s a csategory five Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight I said a jort storms coming go run and hide Jort-icane Jort-nado Jort-nami Jort-quake Jort-ruption Jort-alanche Jort-pocalypse The jort storms coming (jorts) So you better start running Fast it’s a chase But be careful cus these jorts will chafe you yeah They’re the new sensation (Jorts) Wear them to every occasion Jorts in the pool or Even better wear them to a funeral yeah (jorts) My personality is 99% jorts I got a genetic test but all my genes are shorts Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight A jort storm it’s a category five Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight I take off my f*cking jorts I got more jorts inside Breaking news Millions of Americans have been sucked directly into the jort-tex And its heading straight for this studio To my wife Cheryl and son Timmy I love you UAHHHHH- The elders foretold Of a fashion so bold A new god of the earth jort-thulu to seel it in denim and turn it into jearth (kazoo solo)
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