In a world where everyone wears masks for no reason and buildings are upside down, one man is different. *Everyone yells Jesus Heist* The beginning starts with a shot of the city. It slowly pans down to see our hero, Jesus. He’s a…panhandler? Soon, someone puts some cash in the can and he starts running, changing into Jesus-y clothes. (Cue the flashlights on Jesus) As Jesus slowly runs away, he hops onto a Segway and scooters into his secret hideout, the bathroom in the children's park. "ImaparkImaparkImaparkImaparkImaparkImaparkImaparkImaparkImaparkImaparkImaparkI’maparkI’maparkI’maparkI’mapark" His friend Bartholomew is sitting there. “JESUS WE’VE RUN OUT OF PRINTER PAPER!!!!” I’m a park Jesus is shocked and surprised. “We will get the FINEST PRINTER PAPER!” I’m a park Bartholomew speaks worriedly. “What do we do?!” I’m a park Jesus shrugs. “I don’t know. I’m a Pisces.” I’m a park They run out to see the park (I’m a park) parking parklike with parks. They run to the bank where a person is standing. They have duct tape with “Seclurity Guard” across their chest. (Quietly) I’m a park “What do you want?” The “Seclurity” guard shouts at them. (Quietly) I’m a park The two know they need a plan. (Cue the random guitar playing horribly) “We need a plan” (Quietly) I’m a park They waddle up in hats. The guard gasps. “Come in, your majesties!” (Quietly) I’m a park They walk in and see the paper. (It’s a montage of them holding the paper with bad singing) (Quietly) I’m a park It cuts to them holding up the paper with an unfinished stick figure. “WE DON’T HAVE MAGENTA!” (Credits) It's bad lol.
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