[ questions by Bumby ! art and answers by yours truly ] [ zoom-in code by @colorsnatch & music by SAL ] q. Hello there! a. Oh, hello. q. What's your name? a. My name’s Jason. What’s yours? q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. …All night. On occasion. q. What do you want to do with your life? a. I don’t know. Be a better person, I guess. q. Do you have any secrets? a. No. q. Milk or Cereal first? a. I don’t…do…whatever that is…. q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. Yeah…. q. Favorite genre of books/movies/etc.? a. Classical music. Or pop/rock. Books…I don’t read books unless Brenna or Meijer makes me…. q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. I’m never annoying. q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. Um…After my parents, maybe…. q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. I would plead not guilty…but I would never be arrested. I would never commit a crime and be sloppy about it. q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. I…do not know what that is…. But Princes of the High Realm do not play with toys. I would donate it to a human, who have need for such trifles. q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. Probably that shellfish at the ball when I was eight…don’t ask. q. What's your sense of humor like? a. Humor is beneath me. q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. Force is probably the only thing that would work for me. If Brenna helped me, we could do it through manipulation. If Jasper helped me, we could do it through diplomacy. q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. I don’t like wide open spaces. q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. To make someone like me. q. What haunts your nightmares? a. Nothing….(OOC: Okay, maybe the fear of failure, the fear of never being good enough, the fear that everybody hates me and I derserve it, the fear of my brother turning his back on me like I turned my back on him. But mostly I just dream about very Princely things, okay?) q. Cats or dogs? a. Cats, obviously. Dogs are too loud. q. Favorite insult to use? a. Low-born cretin…works every time. q. Croissants or bagels? a. Croissants. I don’t even know what bagels are. [ cont below ]
[ cont from above ] q. Favorite weapon? a. Power. q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. …‘Human.’ q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. A great king. q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. My air, my posture…my lack of wings. q. Do you have any bad habits? a. Uh…no. q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. What I probably am. q. Do you have any nicknames? a. Not that you can call me. q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. I haven’t the foggiest idea what that is.… But I’d probably throw it away. q. How do you want to die? a. Not alone. q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. Good…I hope. q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. Good…I hope. q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. Abducted?! Meijer would send the army to free me! They would rue the day they were born! q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. I mean, I’d probably say ‘ow’ or something. q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. It depends on whom I’m talking to. q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. … q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. I dunno, I’d have to ask Brenna. q. Favorite number? a. Is that a thing? 3, I guess. It’s a nice number. q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. If I want to be…. q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. Make a joke. Disparage the High Realm. q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. Um…the point of a codename is that you don’t know it’s me, right? q. Favorite aesthetic? a. What? (OOC: Dark academia, I guess….) q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. (OOC: Most of them.) q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. What kind of question is that? q. Invisibility armor, night vision goggles, or an infinite skeleton key? a. Infinite skeleton key. q. Star [...]? (fill in the blank) a. Starlight…? q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. I don’t have a bucket list…. q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. Make one of them stand. q. What made you answer these questions? a. I don’t know…. Jasper and Meijer would probably want me to. q. What does your dream house look like? a. The palace. q. Centaurs, unicorns, or dragons? a. Dragons, obviously. q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. Proper royal attire. q. How many pets do you have? (if answer exceeds 0, answer what kind of animal they are too.) a. I don’t keep pets. q. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? (look them up if you don't know- but if you want a good mbti test it's best to look for one with cognitive functions instead of the 16 personalities test bc they just letter-type okokI'llshutupnow-) a. What? (Vi&Crim: actually we haven’t typed him yet haha, he’s probably an Enneagram 3 though.) q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. Yes…. q. Favorite type of gemstone? a. Emerald. q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. I don’t really have any hobbies. q. Have you enjoyed this so far? a. Sort of, I guess. q. Biggest regret? a. (OOC: Not being able to save my parents.) q. What's your favorite color combination? a. Black and white. q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. I like desserts, especially if they have cinnamon. q. Favorite music genre? a. I already answered this question…. q. Opinion on pistachioes? a. They’re good, I guess. Also, it’s pistachios. q. What's something that absolutely shreds your lettuce even though it's not even important? a. I’m sorry? I’m not familiar with that expression…. q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a. My choices. My parents. Responsibility. q. What is your greatest achievement? a. I don’t know. q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. I’d make myself more likable, more confident, more kind. q. Least favorite color combo? a. Yellow and green. *shudders* q. How many murders have you committed? a. Uh, none. What kind of question is that? q. Do you like to make self-deprecating jokes? a. Nope. I don’t make jokes. q. Pies or cakes? a. Cakes. q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. Sweet and salty. q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. Ew--of course. q. Do you kick babies a. (affronted) No! q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. Bye….
