oh no, it’s the end of the world and you’re now stuck with three hideous creatures and you must pick one to adopt. at the beginning of the game, its stinkiness level is 666, as well as its hunger level. its happiness level is -666. this is very normal for your creature and not even the firemen could do anything about it. yes, we called the firemen because if you go outdoors, everything is on fire. it is the end of the world, so that explains that. just because everything’s on fire doesn’t mean you can’t enter buildings, though. shoplift (and hope you get away with it) so you can feed your goofy ahh creature, dress it up, whack it on the head with some suspicious-looking cheesy puffs and clean it because boy it stinks. it will sometimes scream at you not because it needs something (it is not a tamagotchi), but simply because it hates you. that’s all you need to know. (one more thing, if the objects in your room start floating and a black hole opens up in your room after you play this game, that’s totally normal.)
@aeadrianna and @teacuptrinkets for the original projects. the original project is very cute, you should play it! updates: • added a “free candy” van. go inside if you dare! >:) • changed the audio that plays before you enter a building • removed the screaming audio because it happens every 10 seconds
