Oh look (press 1) Potato 1: DUCK FOR COVER!!! A PLAINS ONOBURR!!! Potato 8: Everyone get in! Potato 6: Brr... I hope it doesn't see us! Potato 4: I'm afraid I'll have to clarify that there aren't many hills in the plains. Potato 6: Aww come on I hate the geography of our island! Potato 7: ARGHHH I'M BEING EATEN Potato 2: NOT WHILE I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU Most extreme danger (press 2) Potato 6: A jumbo yam has eaten the onoburr! Yay! Everyone except 1 and 6: You do realise that these guys also eat POTATOES, right??? Everyone: AAAAH Potato 3: Well, at least I saved potato 7. Well, it did. Potato 1: Let's try to stay in our base and hope it doesn't fall. I'm afraid we'll need to make it bigger. Potato 6: I've already started daydreaming on the designs - for starters, we could have defenses against such beasts!