UC appears in an office room, in a new yellow color. UC: Huh? Where am I?, and why am I this gross shapeshifty color?! In front of them is somebody at the desk, they resemble a halo. Halo: name and cause of death? UC: I DIED?! I could’ve sworn I had my totems on me. It cuts over to scrapbook on the beach Scrapbook: Woah! A totem of undying? Now that’s some top-tier scrap! Scrapbook throws puts the totem in one of her pages. Halo: AHEM. UC: oh yeah, My name is Unknown Character, and I think I died by drowning. Halo: Okay, “Unknown Character”, so it says you were born on 10/13/1917??? UC: I have a lot of totems. Halo: It says you cheated death 7,967,332 times! UC: one again, I have a lot of totems. Halo: You’ve committed every sin possible! And somehow made a new one! UC: But I brush my teeth! That has to count for something good right? Halo: do you even have any teeth? UC: I more or less brush where my mouth would be. Halo: but yeah, no way am I letting you into heaven. UC: THIS IS SOME BULLCRAP! I ain’t going down! Halo pulls a lever, removing the floor below him and making him fall. UC: Ouch. That kinda hurt. UC now sports a red color. Satan: MUAHAHA!!! Welcome to hell! UC: isn’t this just the nether from Minecraft? Satan: What? This is literally hell. UC: Nice try copycat, I am a professional Minecraftian. Satan: yeah why do I even try anymore. Lantern: If you wanna leave, you gotta climb up to that portal. UC: Mr. host man dude! What are you doing here you silly billy?! Lantern: I put pineapple on pizza UC: Dear god, you monster. I’m glad you’re here. Lantern: You could always stay down here with me y'know- UC: Yeah, no. I don’t want to be in the same realm as you. I’m 200% Italian yo! Lantern: Aw man. UC: Now how do I climb this rocky wall…? A light bulb appears above his head then he picks it up and smashes it against the wall. UC: huh, I thought that’d work. UC looks towards the camera UC: Hey, you! 4th wall: Dude! 4th wall breaks are my thing! UC: Just change the scene back to the beach man! 4th Wall: Whatever dude 4th wall changes the background back to the beach, teleporting UC along with him. UC: thanks 4-eyes! 4th wall: that’s not even how- whatever. UC: hey baby lantern! What’s the challenge?! L jr.: Don’t ever call me that again you nitwit, and the challenge is to do something fun with me! UC throws a ball at Lantern jr, and They catch it. UC: I did the challenge! L jr: that wasn’t fun! UC: you never said HOW fun it had to be. L jr: my show, MY rules bub! UC: Ugh… have you ever played Mario kart? 10 minutes later L jr: Yes! I won! Im first! UC: that’s my screen dude. L jr: Are you fu- [challenge complete]
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