q. Hello there! a. Hi! q. What's your name? a. Jade :D q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. All night, i guess? being nocturnal does that q. What do you want to do with your life? a. idk, vibe, make friends q. Do you have any secrets? a. does my existence count? *laughs in demon* q. Milk or Cereal first? a. what's cereal? q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. not really q. Favorite genre of books/movies/etc.? a. fantasy, it's so easy to get lost in q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. :000 me??? annoying??? no wayyyy q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. something based off their appearance, like cutie or cutester! (actually maybe i shouldnt name my kids lmao) q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. cry about my problems, like last time ToT q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. *energetic swish swish complete with sound effects* q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. sheep fluff. on a dare. don't ask q. What's your sense of humor like? a. happy, i guess? q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. who needs to take over the world?? lol q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. i'm terrified of being judged. no seriouslyyy stop judging mee q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. murder. i don't do murder. q. What haunts your nightmares? a. eh, nothing really *lying* q. Cats or dogs? a. sheep. q. Favorite insult to use? a. no need for insults when everyone's your friend! q. Croissants or bagels? a. QUASO q. Favorite weapon? a. no weapon, if i have to i'll just fistfight q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. sheep. because sheep are the most adorable lil things known to man. q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. a nice guy. GUY. q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. I'd have a solid alibi of chilling with Robin. q. Do you have any bad habits? a. dunno. maybe q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. a mean guy. i wanna be nice D: q. Do you have any nicknames? a. nah, my name is too short for a nickname q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. pick up and taunt the telemarketer, but nicely q. How do you want to die? a. don't plan on dying. q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. I'd say good because of my morals, but i have helped out my friends that identify as bad soo, good ig bahaha q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. good. annoyingly so sometimes q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. scream and start beating them up. q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. hey, what??? q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. probably not. the whole judgement thing D: q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. flight. q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. ASL so i can speak to deaf people. q. Favorite number? a. 24. nice and clean. q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. i dunno. nobody tells me their secrets, no point q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. something mean! q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. SHEEP. q. Favorite aesthetic? a. cottagecore! q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. goth, probably q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. I didn't stay in school long enough for that D: q. Invisibility armor, night vision goggles, or an infinite skeleton key? a. invisibility armor. q. Star [...]? (fill in the blank) a. -light. familiar with that q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. ball pit with sheep. q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. get another chair! if there are no more chairs, be the chair. q. What made you answer these questions? a. i dunno, seemed fun! q. What does your dream house look like? a. full of glass and birch. nice and airy! q. Centaurs, unicorns, or dragons? a. unicorns! so fluffy :D q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. turtlenecks and puffy jackets. i'm keeping it worm q. How many pets do you have? (if answer exceeds 0, answer what kind of animal they are too.) a. one sheep. he's usually doing his own thing
(continued) q. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? (look them up if you don't know- but if you want a good mbti test it's best to look for one with cognitive functions instead of the 16 personalities test bc they just letter-type okokI'llshutupnow-) a. ESFP! be friendlier, guys q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. no family anymore, but plenty of friends q. Favorite type of gemstone? a. jade, like me! *laughs* q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. having noodles with my friends. q. Have you enjoyed this so far? a. yep! q. Biggest regret? a. leaving my family but hey, i had no choice. q. What's your favorite color combination? a. tan and jade green. q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. I love sweets! q. Favorite music genre? a. any music, it's all good q. Opinion on pistachioes? a. no thanks, but i'll eat it q. What's something that absolutely shreds your lettuce even though it's not even important? a. i HATE the cold. the sensation of it is just terrible. not good at ALL. q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a. that one time I was falsely accused of marder. q. What is your greatest achievement? a. my friendship with Robin. they were really tough to win over! q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. I'd say be human again, but changing has let me meet a lot of great people! so I'm good. q. Least favorite color combo? a. a red and green gradient makes me nauseous. q. How many murders have you committed? a. maybe two, tops, but those were necessary. still, would rather I hadn't done them. q. Do you like to make self-deprecating jokes? a. what's that? q. Pies or cakes? a. CAKES q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. SWEET! it's so good and the endorphin rush just hits different. q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. Talk however you want! You do you :D q. Do you kick babies a. wat? No, I would never! q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. Wait, where are you? WHERE ARE YOU????
