My friend Earthcat suggested me to make a Scratch project about a villainous Toonphabet character named Kwak. So I did, and look! Kwak looks very mean and evil. Kwak is Q's worst enemy because Kwak wants to replace QU which he will never do. Q hates RobWords so much because Robwords Hates the letter Q just because Q stands next to a U and are always together in words. We know that Kwak is never a real unicode letter because he's literally a K and W fusion. What he wants to do is steal some of the letters from around the world and put them in the english ALphabet, but his goal will always fail miserably, which makes the letters from A to Z safe and free without having the alphabet updated with 36 letters.