q. Hello there! a. hi q. What's your name? a. .......Shorvi q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. idk q. What do you want to do with your life? a. welll lets see, i wanna morder [redacted], [redacted], [redacted] and [redacted] but there's a bit of a complication which is infuriating- q. Do you have any secrets? a. yea q. Milk or Cereal first? a. w o t- q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. not that i can think of q. Favorite genre of books/movies/etc.? a. horror prolly >:) q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. depends q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. i d k stop asking me weird questions >:0 q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. morder someone- and everyone else in the jailcell bc its fun :DDD q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. yeet it at someone bc i can use anything as a weapon trust me q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. o-o prolllyyyyy [redacted] q. What's your sense of humor like? a. d a r k so dark it may not exist q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. morder everyone q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. idk q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. to morder that one guy, he was so boring it was too easy >:( q. What haunts your nightmares? a. idk q. Cats or dogs? a. cats obviously q. Favorite insult to use? a. idk maybe 'y o u ' r e w e a k' but its the truth omo q. Croissants or bagels? a. wot- q. Favorite weapon? a. kn1ves q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. de@th :DDD q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. idk and idc q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. bc everyone else would be dead :DD q. Do you have any bad habits? a. idk q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. a weakling >:( q. Do you have any nicknames? a. Bladeboi, Dethboi, and smthn else i forgot q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. yeet the phone q. How do you want to die? a. i wont >:) q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. idk q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. bad q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. morder them :D q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. nothing idk q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. no q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. fight obviously q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. idk q. Favorite number? a. idk STOP ASKING ALL THESE UNANSWERABLE QUESTIONS D:< q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. idk q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a: something dumb q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. Heriotza q. Favorite aesthetic? a. what does that even mean q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. IDKKK q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. Roughly 20.1 miles per hour q. Invisibility armor, night vision goggles, or an infinite skeleton key? a. idk q. Star [...]? (fill in the blank) a. rrrrrrrrrrrrr IDK q. What's a really dumb/possibly incriminating thing on your bucket list? a. [redacted] q. There are 8 chairs and 9 kids. What do you do? a. use the chairs as weapons to hit the kids :D q. What made you answer these questions? a. bob marley q. What does your dream house look like? a. idk q. Centaurs, unicorns, or dragons? a. dragons q. What kind of clothes do you like/wear? a. dark ones q. How many pets do you have? (if answer exceeds 0, answer what kind of animal they are too.) a. 1, a snake
(continued) q. What's your MBTI type or Enneagram type? (look them up if you don't know- but if you want a good mbti test it's best to look for one with cognitive functions instead of the 16 personalities test bc they just letter-type okokI'llshutupnow-) a. (i was too lazy to finish the whole quiz) idk q. Do you have any family? Friends? a. no q. Favorite type of gemstone? a. idk q. What kind of hobbies do you like? a. mordering :D q. Have you enjoyed this so far? a. no q. Biggest regret? a. [redacted] q. What's your favorite color combination? a. red and black q. What is your favorite food/food category? a. we dont speak of that ⏚⌰⏃⎅⟒⏚⍜⟟ ⟟⌇ ☊⏃⋏⋏⟟⏚⏃⌰ q. Favorite music genre? a. deth metal yayyy q. Opinion on pistachioes? a. what q. What's something that absolutely shreds your lettuce even though it's not even important? a. [redacted] q. What's the number one thing that made you who you are today? a. [redacted] q. What is your greatest achievement? a. [redacted] q. If you could change something about yourself, would you? What would you change? a. idk q. Least favorite color combo? a. bad colors mixed together idk q. How many murders have you committed? a. XDDDDD was i supposed to be keeping track? q. Do you like to make self-deprecating jokes? a. what- q. Pies or cakes? a. cakes q. sweet, salty, sour or savory? a. salty q. do u liek gramer and corect speling a. idc q. Do you kick babies a. yes :DDD q. Goodbye *evaporates* a. wot
