welcome to heck SANS? SANS! WAKE UP! w-what is it, dood? A... HUMAN HAS FALLEN FROM THE SURFACE WORLD! really? and you got a bone to pick with him? URGH! NO TIME FOR PUNS! c'mon that one was a real rib tickler, ayy! UGH, ENOUGH! alright, here we go again. WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND! how was the fall? IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND. how was the fall. WE DON'T SEE HUMANS OFTEN! how was the fall? I'LL BE SO POPULAR WHEN I SHOW ALL THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN! how was the fall? OH CAN IT, SANS! NO TIME FOR BANTER! how was he fall? YOU'RE JUST LAZY AND APATHETIC! how was the fall? ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND I'M FINISHED WITH HIM! WE ARE MONSTERS, THE AWFULEST KIND! how was the fall? WE CAN RELATE TO YOUR DETERMINATION BECAUSE WE MONSTER HAVE OUR MOTIVATIONS! HARDMODEOOGABOOGA
press b to speed up the process press space to make kill press a for win press E for funny press 6 for uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh press left arrow for something press d for death press 9 for help press h if you have 70 years on your hands press n for thing p for ??? right arrow for right arrooooo