1. i cant follow strict diets reason: well im a rude fatty and i like food and if jay why papi will take away my takis blue heat ill fart in his mouth and ill start dancing to thunderous by skz so um beware 2. i can sing (ofc im so talanted) reason: ye i think i can rap and sing well but only in english lyrics because umm well idk korean and well im lazy so umm yeah 3. i dont fit the kbs reason: im ugly af yeppyyee 4. i cant because i got additude reason: WELL FIRST OF ALL IF ANYBODY SAYS SOMETHING RUDE TO ME ILL BE FREE TO FIGHT THEM AND BEAT THE LIVING STRAYKIDS HOT MEGAVERSE OUT OF THEM <333 AND IF ANYBODY WILL SEND THREATHS TO ANY OF MY GROUP MEMBERS ILL FIND THE THREATHD GIVER AND ILL BEAT THE LIVING UNFORGIVEN IM A VILLAIN OUT OF THEM FRFR <333 ALSO IM A RUDE FATTIEY 5. i dont like being in center of attention reason: HAVE YOU SEEN KPOP IDOLS LIKE HYUNJIN BEING SO SCARED WHEN PEOPLE SURROUND HIM?!!??! it looks so scary bro and he looks so scared too- also i have a fear of loud noises and crowded spaces so i dont feel comfatarble and if a dude jump on me in a fan meeting ill beat him up using my karate techniques i learned from cobra kai bro like nah bro sorry i cant afford karate lessons heheheheheehehehhee :crys in broke: 6. i cant remember choreography reason: im fat and lazy so i dont like to move around that much so i might even break my leg when ima do the choreography loll 7. i look like jaywhypapi reason: THIS IS A GOOD REASON LIKE HES SO BEAUTIFUL OMG 8. i wouldnt be able to handle all the h8 reason: i alr got a lot to deal with rn but young kpop idols are getting so much h8 rn just because they are breathing like yall got to be kidding me rn 9. i cant speak korean reason: i dont wanna learn loll + people tell me that learning korean is ez but nah 10. i cant because my sis copies everything i do reason: she always wants everything i have and since she does that ofc she will become a kpop idol like me (ofc people say "OH SHE'S SMALL AND LEARNIN FROM U UWU" but no she be copying me all the time bro like oh hail naur) 11. i can DANCE reason: ofc after watching a season of dance moms i can do it also i think i can dance?? last time i tried recreating "s-class" by skz almost broke my ankle <333 YEPPYYEEE 12. i cant just quit school reason: MY MOM WILL BEAT THE LIVING LALALA OUT OF ME AFGHBJDKUYGDEDE ehehhee so umm ye alrr thats all <33 (short proj ik) bibi is so aestehtic like frfr look at her omg
