funny story how we got him: A bunch of kids saw him come down and made social media posts about various topics related to it, exclaiming how they saw "Maverick" or a "Man from Mars" in a hoverchair or a parachute or an ejection seat. But the best was a kid who said he saw the "spaceman" land in his uncle's field, run down the road, and hide in an old abandoned barn. We found him there. He's yours. We will try him here for attempted terrorism and attempted murder charges if you don't take him.
