“Your appearance must be the result of a cruel experiment gone wrong, and I pity anyone who has to look at you.” “You should wear a warning sign that says ‘Approach with Caution: May Induce Headaches.'” “If ignorance was a sport, you’d be an Olympic gold medalist.” “You have the personality of a wet blanket, and you’re just as useful.” “I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.” “Your ego is so big that it could have its own zip code.” “I’ve met doorstops with more intelligence than you.” “You’re like a broken pencil – pointless and ready to snap at any moment.” “If you were any more clueless, you’d need a GPS to find your way out of a paper bag.” “I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how irrelevant you are.” “If I wanted your opinion, I’d ask for it, but I’d rather not waste my time.” “Your words may “Your words may hurt, but your jealousy hurts even more.” “I’d say you’re full of yourself, but even that would be an understatement.” “Your negativity says more about you than it does about me.” “I won’t stoop to your level; the view from up here is much better.” “Keep talking; someday you might say something intelligent. I won’t hold my breath.” “You must be confusing me with someone who cares about your opinion.” “I didn’t realize I had to impress someone as insignificant as you.” “Your hate only fuels my success. Thanks for the motivation.” “You can keep talking, but I won’t listen. I have better things to do with my time.” “I’d challenge your intelligence, but I’m afraid it might be considered animal cruelty.” “Your mind is so closed that not even a crowbar could pry it open.” “You’re like a black hole; everything around you gets sucked into a void of stupidity.” “If you were any slower, you’d be moving backward in time.” “Your face could stop a clock; it’s that ugly.” “Were you born on a highway? That’s where most accidents happen, and you’re a walking disaster.” “You’re so boring; you could put an insomniac to sleep.” “I’d call you a genius, but that would be an insult to actual geniuses.” “Your thought process must be on dial-up because it’s painfully slow.” “I didn’t know they made diplomas for graduating from the School of Ignorance until I met you.” “Sorry, I can’t entertain your delusions of importance.” “I didn’t realize my life revolved around your opinions. Oh, wait, it doesn’t.” “You must be the king of negativity, reigning over a kingdom of bitterness and jealousy.” “I’ve been called worse things by better people.” “If you’re trying to get my attention, you’re doing a lousy job.” “Your words are as relevant as yesterday’s newspaper – old news and forgotten.” “I don’t need your approval to be myself. I’m perfectly fine without it.” “I’d listen to you, but I’d rather chew on broken glass.” “I’m allergic to your negativity. It gives me hives.” “I’d engage in a battle of wits with you, but it wouldn’t be fair; you’re unarmed.”
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