So uhhhh I haven't been able to go Trick-or-Treating for the past three Halloweens (long story), so I was really looking forward for this time, which was going to be my last Trick-or-Treating, because I'm getting a bit too old for it. All the other kids in my neighborhood who were Trick-or-Treating this year are all four years younger than me (they're all seven), so my parents took one look at me dwarfing the other kids and dragged me back inside my house after one house. So basically my parents didn't let me Trick-or-Treat. Pretty much overwhelmed with d e p r e s s i o n, I started crying (in my house lol, not in the middle of the street), and my parents felt bad, so they let me go by some candy at Walmart and then got me a cheeseburger at McDonald's. So yea.
Basically the only fun-ish thing that happened while I was still outside, watching people Trick-or-Treat, was that a little girl marched up to me, and asked me (she spoke in a very challenging voice the whole time lol), "What are /you/ dressed up as?" and I replied, "A vampire." All I was wearing was a black cloak, but no fake sharp teeth. She stared at my mouth doubtfully and asked, "Do you have any vampire teeth?" Considering the fact that I didn't, I had been planing a comeback for anyone who asked that. I made a weird hissing sound and swept up my cloak grandly, saying, "wAnNa FiNd OuT?" So I basically threatened to bite a seven year old lmao